QQing the PEW PEWing

I've been browsing the forums and man all I'm seeing is melee complaining about mages being OP, having too many snares, being able to get away or just grrr dammit not sitting still to take a beating...don't mages know they aren't supposed to move...geez

Seriously tho, we're not SUPPOSED to be in melee, so of course we have to have a few snare abilities. And i can't believe paladins and warrior's really complain about it...paladins with hand of freedom are a pita to snare or slow down, much less stun...trinket + bubble and well i only get 1 stun every min. anyways. and i got 3 snares before I'm out for a min. anyways. Sure that's a lot...till u consider it takes little damage to break our snares and our stun only lasts about 3 or 4 secs, but we are one massive target in pvp and always will be, we HAVE to have this sort of thing to keep the 5 ppl that I'm usually having to fend off at at bay.
...and ya warriors...
1 on 1 with a warrior that can charge 3 times using different abilities, stuns, fears, leaps, and can silence...I've been watching u guys complain since wotlk, ur OP now and ur still QQing. You guys just aren't gonna be happy till u have lay on hands and bubble added to your list of abilities are ya?

My solution: Frost mages and Frost dk's are the only ones who can slow.
Only Locks can cast a fear effect.
Only Pally's can stun and Rogues get 1 stun instead of 2.
Only shamans can silence.
Only priests can dispel.

Keep everything else the same and more or less we're good to go, no more QQing LOL.

Also...one buff we gnomes need...gnome females could use animated boobs like the worgen females when they dance, I wanna open up a gnome dance club but my gnomets are needing some oomf!

Finally I find a place with less QQ. Honestly, I liked warriors before, then i had a 95% chance to beat them. Now with all their chances to leap out of a freeze+stun+do big damage before I can move, they are a challenge. Im not QQing myself, but really guys, come on, they got a lot better chance now than before me thinks.
In hind sight maybe they are just jealous because of our monopoly on food and transportation and they all just want a /tar mage /kill (500k damage) instant cast lol.